I like to write some things that probably aren’t suitable to be read by people with laces in their shoes. I also dabble in making some fucked things that kind of resemble movies. And only some of the blood in my profile pic is real. Also of note is the fact that apparently my reproductive organs work just fine.
My sundry interests include, but are not limited to, comic books, Sasquatch, horror movies, drug culture, porn, monkeys, robots, zombies, comedians, satanism, filmmaking, and my one-eyed dog (and no, that’s not a sexual innuendo) Miike. And despite what my weird interests may imply, I’m actually a pretty good guy. You should follow me. You will hear and see weird things, but it’ll be worth it. Some day. Probably. Maybe not.